We are sending out this invitation,

in hope you will join our celebration.

If to send a gift is your intention,

in modesty we would like to mention.

We have already got a kettle and a toaster,

crockery, dinner mats, and coasters.

So rather than something we have already got,

please give us money for our savings pot.

But, most importantly, we request,

that you turn up as our wedding guest.